32 | Moonstone

[consideritmine]

It's come to my attention that some of you men seem to be having trouble with those of the fairer sex. I had no idea we could be so difficult to deal with~

But honestly, is it really that hard to think of nice gift to give a lady? If you're really in such a pinch to think of something, just remember, jewels beat out flowers any day. A pair of diamond studded earrings will do more for your relationship than any bouquet ever would. Regardless of what you decide to hand out, there's a computer that's willing to snag precious things for you, so there's no excuse for getting something shoddy and generic!

And since I'm feeling generous today... Need specific advice? Then go ahead, ask~ If it's a small problem, I might even help you for free. ♥

Comments

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

Not with MY sister!

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

She'll realize what the finer things in life are eventually~

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

You don't know my sister. That is a girl who knows what she wants.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, so am I.

[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

... Hn. I have a question.

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

What you want. Not what she wants. Trust me, if there's one way to make Asuka mad as a hornet, it's to start treating her like a girl.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Ask away! I won't even ask for payment since we're so close~

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Ah, so she's one of those girls. She should learn to embrace her femininity, it can be so useful at times~

[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Lucky me. How do you get an irritating bat to back the fuck off?

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

You tell her that. Wear a helmet.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's simple! All you have to do is take her into the bedroom for some private time and... ♥!

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

If I knew her or cared more, I would.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Seriously not helping your case, Rouge.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Did you want me to lie?

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should go bother Sonic instead. You're already halfway there, since you share a room.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Blue Boy lacks a few things I'm interested in, unfortunately.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have thought you to be so picky, after you fucked Knuckles.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

...That's lower than I thought even you would go.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Maybe you don't know me as well as you think you do.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Purr purr, Mr. Ultimate Lifeform.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Oh, and aren't you pleased with yourself.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Hmph. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

It's good you do know better, then. There's certainly nothing about you to be jealous of.

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[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Just for that, I'll be trying extra hard from now on.

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[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Because that sounds like a great way for you to get on my good side again.