32 | Moonstone

[consideritmine]

It's come to my attention that some of you men seem to be having trouble with those of the fairer sex. I had no idea we could be so difficult to deal with~

But honestly, is it really that hard to think of nice gift to give a lady? If you're really in such a pinch to think of something, just remember, jewels beat out flowers any day. A pair of diamond studded earrings will do more for your relationship than any bouquet ever would. Regardless of what you decide to hand out, there's a computer that's willing to snag precious things for you, so there's no excuse for getting something shoddy and generic!

And since I'm feeling generous today... Need specific advice? Then go ahead, ask~ If it's a small problem, I might even help you for free. ♥

Comments

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

Not with MY sister!

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

She'll realize what the finer things in life are eventually~

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

You don't know my sister. That is a girl who knows what she wants.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Mm, well, so am I.

[blizzardprince.livejournal.com]

What you want. Not what she wants. Trust me, if there's one way to make Asuka mad as a hornet, it's to start treating her like a girl.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Ah, so she's one of those girls. She should learn to embrace her femininity, it can be so useful at times~

[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

... Hn. I have a question.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Ask away! I won't even ask for payment since we're so close~

[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Lucky me. How do you get an irritating bat to back the fuck off?

[Screened from both Marias | Unhackable]

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's simple! All you have to do is take her into the bedroom for some private time and... ♥!

Re: [Screened from both Marias | Unhackable]

[bowyourheadslow.livejournal.com]

Seriously not helping your case, Rouge.

Re: [Screened from both Marias | Unhackable]

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Did you want me to lie?

[her-dying-wish.livejournal.com]

Haha~ Oh, how generous of you, Rouge! I hope this is helpful to a lot of those confused boys!

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone approves of my offer~

[Screened to Maria | Unhackable]
Could I ask you a favor?

Re: [Screened]

[her-dying-wish.livejournal.com]

Sure, what is it?

Re: [Screened]

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Your brother and I had a little... fight. I was hoping you could find out just how mad he is with me, without letting him know I asked you, of course.

Re: [Screened]

[her-dying-wish.livejournal.com]

Oh... so that's why...

... He's pretty mad.

Re: [Screened]

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

...Wonderful.

[viera-lead.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. It's almost cute, really. Certainly amusing, anyway. Then again, I've never been much for jewelry. Strange, I know, but there you are.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Cute in a pathetic sort of way. I do agree on the amusing part~

[viera-lead.livejournal.com]

Naturally. Of course, some people I could name wouldn't even have the sense to do anything. I swear, I'm surprised Vaan hasn't asked how old I am yet.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

That can be better than doing something stupid. I'm guessing appearances are deceiving?

[viera-lead.livejournal.com]

That's true. Viera age much more slowly than humes do. A version of my partner who was here some time back was just under one hundred and fifty years old. The one I knew was older.

[light-inshadow.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. Jewels are very lovely and all, but flowers are pretty too! And you can't eat jewels very well...

I still just find it funny someone's had such trouble~ I don't quite understand how all this happened...

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

I would hope not, it'd be a waste to eat such beautiful things.

Oh, that boy was just saying the same childish thing men his age always say. He'll learn~